Top Ten Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active

  1. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
  2. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
  3. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn."
  4. Granny found handcuffed to her walker.
  5. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
  6. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
  7. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
  8. You've just seen their photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
  9. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
  10. Their Craft-matic adjustable bed is set for "doggy style."