ELEPHANT PENIS

A man goes to the Doc with a complaint that he can't get it up any more. The doctor examines him and says, "the problem is that you've damaged all the muscles at the base of your penis, unfortunately there isn't much we can do with conventional medicine. However there is an experimental operation whereby we transplant muscle from an Elephant's Trunk, risk is its very new and untested."

The man thinks about not having sex for the rest of his life and says that he'll give it a go. So he has the operation and when he gets out of hospital he decides to take his girlfriend out to dinner to celebrate before he goes home to try out his new improved member.

They're dining at an Italian restaurant and things are going well when all of a sudden the mans penis starts to get extremely erect to the point where its becoming painful. To relieve the pain he unbuttons his fly. The penis, freed from his pants, rises up & up comes up over the table grabs a bread stick and disappears back under.

The man is obviously a little embarrassed and grins sheepishly at his girlfriend, who exclaims in amazement, "that's phenomenal, do you think you can do it again." With Tears in his eyes the man says... "probably, but I'm not sure if I can fit another breadstick up my ass."