Impressing Men and Women

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 

Compliment her, 
cuddle her, 
kiss her, 
caress her, 
love her, 
stroke her, 
tease her, 
comfort her, 
protect her, 
hug her, 
hold her, 
spend money on her, 
wine & dine her, 
buy things for her, 
listen to her, 
care for her, 
stand by her, 
support her, 
go to the ends of the earth for her.... 
 
 
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 

Show up naked, 
bring beer.